This Jess isn't Going To work...

Have you ever wondered about that one date that jess didn't make it after a first or second time? Or why you never make it past dating...to actually being in a relationship? Have you ever stopped to think..DAMN, I must be hitting one of those deal breakers. A lot of times when dating it seems that people eliminate themselves without even knowing it! So I asked around jess because I'm curious but ladies and gents..here are some of the ways you maybe eliminating yourself..
Many people gave me the common deal breakers: liars, untrustworthy, no jobs, ugly. ..etc All of the traits we expect! Although, I'm sure some people may not know that they are ugly HA [I'm petty] But there were some clear hilarious deal breakers which I believe are important to share...one that had me laughing until tears was... jess make sure the person has teeth doesn't matter how many jess making sure they have them. Hilarious. Of course the more realistic deal breaker list includes Hygiene. This is such an important deal breaker; if you take a shit...Please throw some water on that ass.. if you have dirty finger nails do not approach someone before cleaning that mess out! Funny enough men ordering a frozen margarita on a first date---is jess a big turn off; it doesn't show masculinity according to some. Speaking of being masculine---does a female ordering Erk & Jerk (E&J) make them a scally? [Jess Wondering]...Another need to know deal breaker, someone that be on that "Carl Thomas" [EMOTIONAL] a woman that whines it makes her seem immature..but a man that whines..goodness a grown ass human upset about some shit that generally isn't that serious...Bye Felicia..! This jess isn't going to work...Yes women want emotion and sensitivity but that is for the purpose of consoling chicks not for your own problems man up! Shit![Jess kidding...hehe] Another deal breaker which I actually can agree with even though it is a bit superficial; someone that doesn't match their fly--take this how you want to...but most people believe it is important that y'all look like y'all "belong" together...You can't be Grade-A filet Mignon trying  date a packof turkey bacon---it jess isn't going to work...If she/he is truly impressed at the .99 cent store...and you never even been inside the .99 cent store it jess isn't going to work!!!

 Finally, a gloray amen shout goes out to this last and final deal breaker:
Someone that can't hold an intelligent conversation; of course you can be silly--but where is your mind at? A degree definitely isn't a plus, I know a lot of dumb ass college educated people, it jess won't work if you are numb to an intelligent thought process... One person told me "I've never been attracted to dumb asses...but it is a lot of them out there..." Shame shame...hold a conversation people! While many like to accuse each other for only wanting sex are you giving this person hints? Dating is like job interviews truly--say the wrong thing and the job isn't yours..[Jess Sayin] Of course I am not saying you can avoid these deal breakers--but take note in your pattern what are you doing/saying and perhaps that is a way to analyze if you are a fudge up!
 People act like deal breakers are negotiable THEY AREN'T... so the next time you are on a date, texting, or on the phone...THINK before you speak. Are you acting like dollar store material when you believe you are Bloomingdale quality? Well act like it then! Keep those breast put away, the stretchy polyester material away for a while..matter of fact, throw that shit away!!! Men, if you work at the gas station--you better be [HGAIC] head gas attendant in charge! A woman is truly not concerned with WHERE you work..it is how you act about where you work... but don't break your pockets of course, jess show her that your job doesn't dictate your dating life style! I swear I'm jess talking from an opinion--i mostly don't know shit. I'm Jess Sayin!!! ;) Day 4!!! One more day!! Until next time!!