Why I'm Jess Sayin: Behind The Posts

What's Poppin!!!! So first of all let me jess ask, did y'all miss me?? [Or Naw?] Well I hope your answer was yes! So I realize I took some time off, but jess know it was for the best. I literally have been learning a new job all while NOW [1 year later] going through a company transformation... My life is jess a cluster, but that is jess what life is about...Organized chaos! So boom check it, I got asked a while ago why I blog, so I thought this might be a great way to get my JessSayin readers, family , and folks that are jess here to hate [HA] back on board-- this posts for you! I promise this won't be a sad ass story, I jess ain't here for that nor do I care to write a sad ass Jess Sayin prose on my inspiration.

 OK so, here it is, my inspiration literally comes from the stuff I see everyday. Guys & Gals life is so "bloggable" [I jess made that word up], when I see things that look, feel, or is shady I jess remember so i can talk about y'all later (in a funny way) I don't spread the business [I'm a trusted confidant, Jess Sayin]. Blogging does not have to be politically correct and that is what I am going for! I don't have to say the things you want me to say or even care about what anyone thinks of my writing style. Yes, I'm educated, yes I have a whole degree in ...but can i jess say; act, and do what I want here? I created this space for that very reason to be jess who I want to be. So know that what I write about isn't false. It mainly is jess my opinion which I am allow to have [Jess Sayin]...
So enjoy the ride folks I'm here to stay as always ...I'm Jess Sayin!

I Jess Wish Y'all Weren't So Stupid

What's Poppin!!!
 So, I have been seeing some foolery to the tenth power! I'm Jess Sayin--I can no longer be silent! We live in a meme, Youtube, Instagram fame whore society. From "I'm legally blind I can not see..P.O.P. hol it down" to Peaches Monroe who is "On fleek"?? I'm still lost with that one but whatever! Everyday there is some new Insta fame, [the birds are chirpin' good morning to you] I can keep going but what I am most especially tired of is the Insta-models that are certified expired warrantied---HOES... [I'm Jess Sayin], I'm exhausted by their "fake" appeal and their addiction to attention. BUT do you know what really keeps them going? YOUR DUMB ASS...[HUH?] Yes, all of you that continuously glorify theses women AND men. No clue what I'm talking about? So for example, If she can sit her ASS on a bathroom counter and I can see her lil pannies..and shes got 1039123 likes she isn't the one bruh, that can't be potential bae [HOW SWAY? HOW?] If he can proudly participate in Eggplant Friday and LOL at all the comments and thirsty emojis...that FOOL isn't the one either, if his penis print can be on the internet and he is claiming to be in a whole relationship, baby-boo it couldn't be with you, its with Instagram. So I jess wish y'all weren't so stupid...

If you think her flash back Friday picture in her t-shirt and pannies from many many weeks ago is to really jess show that she has lost weight [Side eye emoji], trust me she is screaming attention whore and [I jess wish you weren't so stupid]. I don't give a damn if this person can cook, sew, make a baby, and work a full time job, and save your animal from a burning building...Yes, girl--I'm calling you a hoe Yes, boy--I'm calling you a very parched man and slightly tambourine-ish [yes tambourine-ish]. I think for a man to post body parts on the internet and you aren't a body builder/trainer/REAL underwear model--you're sketchy bro, it doesn't take a picture of your penis online to get girls...action speaks louder than Penis..I'm Jess Sayin, check out Y'all Jess Lyin' I've written about this before!Anywho, while those thirst trappers may not "get it" but you YES you person reading this post jess don't be stupid and fall for it, what you see is what you get!

 This is coming from a place of Jess Sayin--not love because I don't know ya like [LOL].I jess want to put it in perspective for y'all and this is going to sound very old school but when your kids get older how are you going to explain your dick print on the internet daddy? You are not Kim Kardashian-West Mom why are your tatas online but you were saying you were tired from a long day of work? [I'm Jess Asking] is that a conversation you want to have with your child? I'm jess asking and pleading that you stop making these insta-models and craig list killers your "MCM or WCW" because women and men holler that they want respect but in the same breathe will holler empowerment and that is jess some Bullshii, what about your breast or penis show empowerment or the default "its jess "art"? I'm not saying stop perming your hair, stop wearing deodorant, and stop shaving under our arms because [that is jess nasty] I'm jess sayin, stop justifying foolery and stop praising these thotties! Have you ever noticed someone that has an exclusive social media page, meaning if their picture doesn't get 100+ likes the photo magically disappears in a few days? Hmmm is that real life? Stop feeding social media egos,truth be told all that fake twerkin' they posting on the internet probably means they are boring in them sheets [I'm Jess Sayin] ... But again y'all jess stop being stupid. Stop making these people Bae, Wifey, Hubby, hell many of these folks don't even deserve the title of side piece! Jess be aware and pay attention because dating all these insta-models will and can ruin relationships that these people shouldn't have been in to begin with!


But again, Y'all know the drill... I don't know Shiii... I'm Jess Sayin!!! Until next time folks!!!