A Moment of Silence...for the Hoe Moment

What's Poppinnn!!!! So, I'm jess going to hop right into the topic for the evening...I have been holding on to this post for a very long time. I wasn't sure if it was something I wanted to even discuss because more times than not women are exploited; however, the gig is up. We have been exposed and after all damn it I'm Jess Sayin! I'm sure a lot of ladies may feel some type of way about this post; but unfortunately, I don't write about shit that everyone likes. No exceptions. So let's talk about this hoe moment, like any other thing that I claim; I try to back it up. I believe that every girl has [had] a hoe phase. [SAY WHAT!?] YUP!
Where do I begin [sigh] because we[women] are all so complicated, it takes us a moment to have our "hoe-piphany" (The realization that you potentially lived or participated in the HOE realm during some point of your adult life). Most times you reflect on your moment after the alleged hoe phase is over, you could be in this phase for a very long time and not even realize it! 

[Jess A Disclaimer]

...Hoe phases vary based on the chick. I'm not saying all women are Hoes. Every girl hasn't slept around, smashed the homies, or been a total tramp; but every girl has done her dirt. #FACT. Sorry ladies! Truth is truth and I can't expose men and not expose us too! [I Jess Don't Roll Like That ]

[A Hoe Moment is simply, a time in your life when you jess didn't really care. PERIOD.]

 There are a variety of reasons why many have their hoe moments. I'll explain the most common type of hoe phases.. Type1: Sheltered Shakeykey Type 2: Free Fio-Nicka, and Type 3: Angry Anju'wanay (it's French) LMAO 

Type 1: Sheltered Shakeykey type, probably grew up in a well-to-do home. Shakeykey was in the choir, had very strict rules, and probably wasn't exposed to many things as a child or a teenager. Well hunny when Shakeykey gets that first taste of freedom she can either balance it or she can jess go buck wild! Shakeykey types are sensitive though...she usually calms down after her first Facebook, frat house, or gossip girl  scandal. Eventually, she calms all the way down. Sheltered Shakeykey can be tamed once she's in a relationship; however, she probably won't look back at her "hoe moment" until shes happy in her relationship praying to sweet baby Jesus that her secrets aren't ever exposed. [Jess Be Like That Sometimes.. The Worry Be Real]

Sheltered Shakeykey either comes clean to the boo about her girl gone wild moment[s] or jess throws that shit in the closet hoping nobody reveals her skeletons...But lets be real, we've all learned the hard way: omitting is jess as bad as a lying. [Jess Keep It Real] 

Type 2: Free Fio-Nicka type could have been one of those girls that was captain of the chess team, all American player,  and had the perfect high school relationship! Oh yeah she was probably voted most likely to succeed and could have been prom queen; she was the shit! Oh but deep down Fio-nicka is tired of being in the spotlight! No matter how her relationship ended this girl is finally "free" of commitment. 

 Fio is jess getting her life, she has been with the same guy for so long she is jess fine with exploring all her options! She is on some Dora the explorer! She is discovering what all the hype is about with the single life and to be quite frank "she loves this shit!" [in my August Alsina voice]! This type of girl literally is jess enjoying without regret. There isn't anything wrong with enjoying, jess be careful! [STDs don't know you by name boo] While Fio-Nicka is enjoying herself many around are like what is she on? She jess busy getting her life. Now, Fio-nicka isn't necessarily out here being a garden tool (hoe) and by that I mean adding up her body count although there are some chicks like that...Fio could have a roster and things. She could be a pimp.. She could be a sex worker. Each case is different.  Yeah-- not condoning or judging Jess Sayin she does exist and her multiple personalities!

Of course, Type 3 the "angry woman" Angry Anju'wanay who we will call NayNay for short. She has been cheated

on, lied to, mistreated, and damn it she has decided she is jess going to "do her" --whatever that ever meant! Chile NayNay is jess tired and doesn't care about the judgment or the whispers. This type of woman is in a space where she obviously been threw some real shit...but because she has been done so wrong by a few knuckle heads she jess does a total 180 and plans her hoe moment... Does it possibly give her a name? Sure. NayNay is not worried. In fact she feels entitled to have this moment of sexual liberation.

Every woman has a right to have a "moment". Why? Because some men have moments for 365 days, years, decades, and centuries! So I'm pretty sure you can forgive our garden tools ways as we forgive you all [men]. Women do most things based off of how we feel: curiosity, emotion, or unconcerned with opinions....

Ladies, are you pissed because the verdict is out (I can guarantee I'm not the first to say it) or agreeing silently? I bet...none of you will comment with what type of phase you went through though...[Jess Sayin]


Y'all can shake your head in disagreement or in disgust. Y'all know it is true! Have a moment of silence for the hoe moment...As always, I don't know shit... [I'm Jess Sayin] 

They Don't Heal...Men Jess Hoe

What's poppin!!!!! So I was listening to the old folk radio a few weeks ago [I can't take y'all hippidy hop music sometimes] and as I'm movin' and groovin' to the late great Michael Jackson, the DJ comes back on to discuss a gentleman by the name of Steven James Dixon who happens to be discussing his new book entitled "Men Don't Heal We Ho" NOW I'm not promoting his book I Jess thought it was an interesting title that I happen to agree with.. So on that note, I'm feelin' it... Dixon however takes a few different angles...."A boy never seeing his mom experience true love as a child".. [blah blah blah] he speaks about the emotional instability of men....how y'all never "heal from one situation before jumping into another"....[Jess A Disclaimer:I haven't read the book so I can't attack this man...but I've got a few theories of my own] So here I go...Men don't heal simply because they don't want to. Yeah, I'm sure it has everything to do with his psyche and all that other jazz but it is Jess that simple; y'all don't heal because you don't want to. Why? Numero 1: It is Jess easier....why not have a wife, main chick, side chick, and a few baby mamas who all satisfy you in different ways? There are 84,000 more females than males in Chicago ALONE....that is more than 5% more chicks than guys...SO BASICALLY THEY HAVE OPTIONS....I'm not sayin' it is fair...I'm Jess sayin' it is what it is...
Numero 2 :. They are still scarred from their very first heart breaking relationship and they refuse to deal with it EVER... Numero 3: I'm sure quite popular and most accurate, some of y'all Jess hoe because you can. You've never been wronged. You've never dealt with heartache. You Jess enjoy the idea of having whatever you want when you want.[Jess Nasty]

For the man that believes it is Jess easy, it is not that you don't want to be faithful or that you don't know how to be faithful you Jess have it way too easy and jess do it and quite honestly..the chicks you pull should have stayed a secret..[Jess Sayin] You baggin' chicks but they aren't exactly the most easy on the eyes! [BUT SHE GOT BODY BRO]But that makes you the shit right? Nah bruh bruh... I mean I'm sure if there were 84,000 more males than females it would be the same thing.... But y'all Jess got lucky is all. It is like you all won a hidden treasure but everything that you find isn't going to shine like gold or silver trust there are a few copper pennies in that number...

For Pook-Pook that is Jess soooo heartbroken about Chardonn'asia cheating on you...Please do me a favor and take that man cry somewhere else please man up! Y'all give women shit all day long about being an angry woman and carrying the trust issues from her last relationship into her new relationship but y'all won't even face the facts that some of you guys do it too. Every girl isn't the same and every girl isn't a heart breaker. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN WANT TO BE MARRIED?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WANT TO REPRODUCE Y'ALL BAD ASS KIDS??? She is out there for you.... Jess stop using the same story  about catching your 9th grade girlfriend behind the bleachers  as an excuse to get the pannies...COME ON...Pook you are 30+ GROW A PAIR!! [I'm Jess Being Honest] Don't be a whore on the account that you don't want to face the facts of being a teenager..[GETTING REJECTED]. Although men don't change too much from high school and college..there is SOME growth..LOL So Jess think about how much a woman may have grown too..LOL


Lastly, Sweet Baby Jesus in a small tiny blanket, if I have to hear that you hoe because you can be one more time!!!! BE A HOE.. TEACH OTHER Weirdos how to be a hoe...Jess do it with some class! Y'all Jess pick the first thing that walks and says she has a job and no kids...I bet you didn't verify where she works...you'll end up with a street walker...[Jess Sayin] I bet you ain't ask to see how she is living?? You show up to the crib for the first time and end up on her air mattress at the end of the night! LMAO Jess no class...No class at all! I'm Jess asking  for y'all to have some morals... I can't convince y'all not to be hoes...Jess be a hoe, but be a honest hoe. Shoot now-a-days some women sign up to be the side piece... They don't mind playing second , third, or fourth to shinka-shay... I'm Jess Sayin' that y'all aren't out here innocent...

I'm not on here to tell y'all how to live. In fact, I could really care less about your hoe-ism I Jess know what I know, y'all don't ever "heal" from previous relationships...you Jess move on to the next one and Hoe. Y'all don't take accountability in the rehabilitation process at all...All Sweet Box isn't good Sweet Box.. All chicks that can cook aren't meant to be your boo and Jess because she has good Peruvian body wave hair doesn't mean she has it together either! Many males between 23-32 years old are grinding. I get that. Thinking about careers and "making" it happen for themselves, but in the meantime y'all Jess hoe and while you all are busy sticking the peanut brittle where ever you are passing up all the girls that could be with you through the grind... Only thirsty and ignorant females can't respect and understand the "grind" of getting your life together. Honestly, you should be grinding together that way it is understood... Meanwhile we all know the double standard exists, I couldn't tell a chick to Hoe...Although there are phases called the Hoe Moment...But I'm Jess Sayin that is for another blog another day! Anyway, I don't know shit..I'm Jess Talking Shit... I'm JESS SAYIN... Keep it classy...HOE [HA]

Its The Year Of The Side Chicks: Y'all Jess Might Be Winning!

Whats poppin y'all!!!! Happy New Year and all that other jazz! Took some time off [yeah I know I ain't shit] Get over it but... I'M BACK! Anyway, y'all been acting a fool since my last post, I've been observing and man you all have given me more to write about than I can ever imagine! I'm jess sayin y'all been cutting up especially you side chicks! I mean the entitlement is real, you all went from being a well-kept secret to entertaining the fact that you are legitimately okay with being someone's side dish instead of the 4-course meal and to me chile that is jess crazy! I'm mean you side hussies been going hard in 2013 and have continued in 2014--y'all jess might be winning!!! Now the side chick contamination isn't new, there are plenty of old heauxs; but now that we have Ratchet Monday Love and Hip Hop, Mary Jane Tuesdays, and lastly the all mighty Scandalous Thursdays you heauxs have really been given LIFE! [SMH] Y'all jess parade around as if it is normal to be the work ford pick up truck instead of the luxury e-class Benz! However, I'm going to have to give it to y'all you scally muffins are winning! [Yasss *Does A Weave Pat*] .....at least on TV you are so let me ask you this; how was the side chick Thanksgiving, side chick Christmas, or side chick New Years? What did king bae bring you? [AW] Did your resolutions involve "Being so done with him"? [Yeah...I bet]...

As much as I hate to admit it, I must give the TV side chicks a [fake] round of applause. Love and Hip Hop got side chicks becoming side wives..Mary Jane got him proposing before he is even divorced and Ms. Pope is getting houses in Vermont from the President! While this is reality television many of you somehow believe that your suitor will be leaving his committed situation because it happens on TV; but again I ask you Shinkneesha how was your holidays with the bae? Don't worry I'll jess wait right here for your story! [RIGHT] NOW...Back to the wayward  "winners" of 2014, don't ever think for a moment that jess because you get dinner, movies, side chicks gifts, a little quality time, and because you possibly spend the night that he is going to leave his life to be with you. The most bizarre aspect of the situation is some of you are FAITHFUL side hoes to these men because you believe he will one day leave his situation for you. [Jess Silly] NEWS FLASH...nobody leaves a California King bed to go sleep in a Twin Sized bed permanently it jess doesn't happen and if it does it probably doesn't last long.

Now I love me some Mary Jane Olivia Pope acting--but these women don't exist in this shit we call real ass life and if they do they are low key and paid well to be quiet mistresses, I don't condone the side chick life LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN I don't condone the side chick life but if you are going to do it--don't do it for a date at TGIFridays and a pair of Aldo Platform nude pumps I'm Jess Sayin, you're worth more or maybe not...!
 Olivia Pope is sleeping with the president for crying out loud y'all heauxs be sleeping with BoodaMane of Get Money ENT this is NOT the same thing hunny boo boo child! You are losing!!! What is the purpose of the side chick movement, so you can remove the hashtag #Teamsingle  and replace it with #Itakeyourman on your social media profiles? Hunny I'm sure he isn't even worth it. In fact, I can guarantee he isn't worth it. No sex can be that amazing that you can't let it go...LET IT GO..that male body part does not even belong to you! We get so wrapped up in social media that we tend to forget that you can't really use Mary Jane as an explanation of why you decided to be a real life hoe. Nor can you use celebrities and their "announced drama" as legit leverage that it is Okay either. You are not dating Ludacris or Dwayne Wade--and even then we don't know the whole story.. Lastly, think about this is the man even worth it? Most men, that are about that commitment life don't have time for your leather leggings and faux eyelashes... their jess isn't enough time in their life. Most men don't even have enough time to please the one woman they have so why in the world would they want more than one??
Y'all also tend to forget about that B-word Karma...ever met her..yeah I heard she plays no games...Jess keep on tryna make it to the side chick Winter Olympics I'm sure you all will meet... Jess keep playing yourself...

[Jess Sayin Disclaimer]

  NOW before someone tries to go all "devils advocate" on me.. Men, no they are not off the hook--but this post isn't for them, its about the women that don't have enough self control to tell these involved dudes no...and it is jess that simple. They will have their day in Jess Sayin Court but until then, please don't get all in your feelings and come for me Jess let me rock!

But again, I don't know much.... I'm Jess Sayin!