Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Jess Not Into You

...So whats the deal with this whole concept of a "friend-zone"?

A few weeks ago the home girls and I were discussing how you put someone in the "friend zone". It came up in conversation right around Valentine's Day when one of my friends seemed to have two valentines but was only interested in one.. HA.. oh for those of you that live under a rock, The Friend Zone is better known as the: "Can we just be friends" or "Your such a nice person, you'll find the right girl one day...but it isn't me"...
Everyone has that one friend that is super cool to talk to, on occasion will pick up the tab, compliment you, and often times Jess letting you know you are attractive..you have that feeling in your gut that they like you but, you Jess want to be friends...They are in your Friend Zone...
It seems to be a modern day mystery.
Well, it really isn't and can be a very painless process... if a guy/girl is feeling you and you're Jess not that into them you should probably spare them the humiliation and make it clear. But if you prefer to be a punk about it here are a few  things you Jess shouldn't do:

Don't Accept gifts...when I asked a few folks their thoughts I got mixed responses.. most people said they wouldn't accept gifts only because people have expectations when it comes to gift giving & ladies we all know that means giving up them cakes [of course a lot of you will plead the fifth on that though right?] --Hey, I'm Jess Sayin...Oh and of course a few guys said "HELL YEAH I'm taking all gifts" [I'm not mad at you..but don't be surprised when crazy Shinka-shay is busting out those windows, because of your mixed messages]

Don't lead Sha-keykey or Lil Mook Mook on: if a guy or girl makes their proclamation and you really don't like them what do you do? JESS tell them! Its really that simple people.. But what do we do? We wanna be all flattered by the idea of liking somebody huh? When people start that tell-all confession..it is time to keep it real...I'm Jess Sayin' don't be foolish it is 2013 and people are crazy! No one wants to admit it, but it is flattering to have someone like you..chase you for a little while...but you'll be the first one to tweet "Shorty thirsty"..when more than likely you allowed the thirst..

Don't give up them goodies: Yeah I know we all adults right? And sex is Jess sex right? WRONG...women and men both get attached...I find it funny when I asked men and women would they still have sex with someone they Jess saw as friends all the women said no[RIGHTTT]..and all you freak body men said...YES.."Chances are, I'd smash if I was half way diggin her..." or I got the classic I got a good friends with benefits out the deal...[unstable creatures]--I'm not male bashing...I'm Jess Sayin...


How does one Jess say--I don't like you like but can we Jess be friends???

Jess keep it platonic, whether that is saying: "I THINK WE ARE BETTER AS FRIENDS"
or take the smooth route and begin to talk about someone you are attracted to, liking, or even dating [Please don't make up an invisible person...that is not cute] or if all else fails try to hook them up with one of your single buddies...LOL [Why ya'll acting like you've never tried any of these techniques]---I'm Jess Sayin....

Now Jess one last thing.. .when sex is involved often times in a woman's mind, that cancels out the "friend zone"...in a man's mind once placed in the zone it doesn't matter sex is ALWAYS an option trust that....its like the classic line from my favorite movie, The Wood: "I'm not gonna warm up the slot machine Jess to let another man hit the jackpot!"

So instead of being all weird..and immature if you Jess want the cakes...Jess tell him/her you never know it is a new generation and you all expect and require little to no work to get down to those activities ---lazy daters..But that is a topic for another time...
Until next time...I'm Jess Sayin....

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