Twas' The Season: Jess To Cuff

Jess like the childhood story there is a Grinch who stole Christmas...

 While there is no "grinch" for cuffing season--there is an end date on cuffing season, y'all did know?? Yes Chile!!! You guys better hold on tight and start looking for those signs!Halloween to Easter twas the season to cuff! But don't get comfortable Jess yet there are still a few more days in March and there are plenty of reasons/ excuses why you ladies & gents may not make it to church together on Resurrection Sunday! You all have had 5- 6 months to be in love awwww...so let me ask, what do you have planned for the other 6 months out of the year? [I ain't shit I know] haha

Well lets start here...Did you even know were a victim of a cuffing season relationship? Dayummm Ginaaaa awww...Don't be sad...there is always next year! LOL So let me guess you didn't know about the Cuff Calendar? I'm not spilling secrets [I'm Jess Sayin] Pre-season begins in September boo boo you were drafted [courted]..attended practices[dates] tried out[passed the bro test], & made the squad [boo-d up] ! Man! Am I the first one to give you this info? Well don't panic.. You may be able to save yourself from the lay offs. Jess brace yourself! You don't have that much time & Jess so I'm clear...I'm no relationship guru...I'm Jess super observant and well its not that hard with all you social media over-sharers. ::Sidebar:: Whats up with that... I'm so tired of y'all commenting under pictures saying "aww black love" [IS IT SUPPOSE TO BE GREEN OR PURPLE LOVE??]--ugh I digress.. But seriously STOP... its Jess annoying!-- now back to our regularly scheduled blog..

Well first, do you even realize why your "bae" has been acting funny. Yeah ladies its not his "man-period" & sirs she isn't on her period for that many weeks! Your Jess getting ready to be fired hunny!
Has he been "chillin with the bros" or she has been having ladies night for the past 4 weekends....then featuring you with attitude when you want to chill...?? They trying to fire you hunny! It is about to be warm outside! There won't be a reason to cuddle in the summer! HA ...ladies won't be dressed with much of anything and you gents will be getting those cars cleaned to be on the prowl!

Do you find yourself calling more, texting more...and did he/she not send that "good morning bae" text message... YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET FIRED HUNTY!!! So Jess like you saved the heauxs in the first place...How do you keep yourself from being fired?! Bet y'all want to know how to make it past cuffin layoffs?? Hell... I don't know--[I'm Jess Sayin] hehehehe

BUT here is what I think you could try to do... Don't be Thirsty... I read another blog a while ago and the key to any relationship is to be chill, give them their space..yet respect and support the relationship..&  have the cuffin' season conversation... Jess ask... "Aye bae, you layin me off? I know its about to get hot outside or whateverr and uhhh we only been dating for a few months so whats up?!" And if "Bae" doesn't respond..::PAUSE::. [I'm Jess foolin' no grown person should approach this situation like that--ha] Jess try not to get fired & don't be surprised if it happens!

Basically, I'm Jess sayin...don't play yourself... we all know when we reaching and there is nothing there... So save yourself.. Like my fabulous grandmother says and aunt use to say... There is no penis in the world that should make you THAT crazy. "You can get a wet ass by yaself" [Shout out to Aunty D. for that one--ha] 

The same goes for you men---There are plenty of loosey gooseys out here that are giving it up with no strings attached [while I'm not recommending] --I'm Jess Sayin