One friend back in college shared her hell date it happened over a movie/ first time spending the night at his house. [First sign] He admitted to having no coins, there is nothing wrong with funds being low--but if you don't know the person well enough you shouldn't share your bank account problems.[Second sign] she agreed to spend the night and all that but when she got to his house she was welcomed by a mattress no sheets. She admitted it was strange but she didn't want to judge his situation. [Third sign] WELL, she asked for cover and was blanketed with his daughter's coat!?? [OH LORD JESUS ITS A FIRE!!!!]--MAN DOWN CLETIS! No sheets no cover, just a toddlers jacket. Needless to say, their communication from that point on was..uh slim. She learned: 1. You should go out on actual dates in public places It doesn't have to be expensive, she added Jess know him well enough before you try to spend the night at a guy's house Jess because they ask you to.
Another friend had a very similar incident where she went over a guy's house for movie night, and unfortunately she was introduced to the "real him",he had dirty clothes everywhere; his couch smelled like cat pee and there were roaches crawling around! [Jess don't do bugs UGH]--so she made up an excuse to go home and she never heard from him again. Dang he didn't even clean up for company?! That is Jess rude, so if he didn't even have the decency to PRETEND to be clean; you already know he couldn't possibly have a clean body! She also learned an important cardinal rule "cleanliness is next to Godliness" [Amen] you never know how dirty a person is, don't do a movie night at their home as a first date. Mess around and end up on Hell Date.
This guy stole his date's credit card to pay for their dinner date. She didn't find out until the next morning, checking her statement her account balance was negative. [See the way her acocunt was set up..LOL ] I digress... anyway, she confronted him and he denied it. However the situation went, she told me he ended up saying he would give her the money back. Well, babygirl went to get that young pocketbook and before she came back downstairs hunny chile, he dipped off. Now if that is not trif-life I don't know what is! Stealing your date's card? Wining and dining on her own coins?--Bruh ya wrong, she learned to never trust a guy well enough to leave your purse or anything else important for that matter! Clearly he was scam artist, I wonder what he is up to now? Probably in someone's federal prison...I'm Jess Sayin'
Many other dating experiences consist of folks being too boring, quiet or stand-offish then asking to hang out again..and you are like what? LOL Or there is a such thing as giving me too much of yourself....
Now, I don't talk about my personal dating history or disclose others on my blog, but my hell date is the exception, time to expose the dirty bum. So a few years ago I went out with this older guy. [First sign] we met in the club. We actually didn't talk the first time we exchanged numbers it wasn't until we ran into each other at another club [Second sign] that we actually talked and made plans to go out. The day of the date, all he talked about was how he was gonna "show me how a lady is suppose to be treated" blah blah blah I was slightly annoyed with his arrogance but I was like Ok whatever. So the date was suppose to be simple, dinner and a movie. Met him at his house, hop in his car and I'm thinking man he looks old so I ask--can't remember the age difference I Jess remember saying in my mind "YUP this is going to be the first and last date"...Anyway we go to the show and while we wait, he is telling me how beautiful i am etc. all the glits and glam of compliments I am mildly uncomfortable [Third sign] but I'm like OK whatever its Jess compliments. We leave the movies and head to this lounge. While in the lounge again the compliments come, this time along with the insults about how I'm so uptight, I'm too young to be so uptight blah blah blah. It was like he was challenging me, but in a way that I didn't like, so I snapped and was like I'm ready to go. Before we leave he leans in and says "I wanna taste it" I WAS MORTIFIED not only are you 1,000 years old you really think this date is going ok??? NO SIR NO MA'AM. So we get in his car and he is looking all glazed like he is drunk--we only had one drink. He is again telling me I'm beautiful all while like fidgeting in his seat and I'm like what is your problem? WELL Grandpop pulls out his PENIS and begins playing with himself. I could not believe it, I was not only scared out of my mind I was pissed! After yelling "Oh my God, put your Penis up" countless times he finally does. My phone was dead. I was downtown Chicago. In his car. I did make it home safely that night. Thank God. However, I learned a few very valuable lessons. 1. If you have a bad feeling about a date, cancel that shit. I had signs before even leaving my home that he was a creep ass. 2. Always tell someone where you are going, its not about someone being in your business its about being safe out here. 3. I should of got my ass out of his car and just called someone to pick me up from the lounge. 4. Drive yourself to the damn date, while it is chivalrous--i could of been raped or anything worse! [Also, while some of you haters probably thinking I led him on or whatever, I don't wear revealing clothes on dates..Jess for the simple fact I want to see what the guy would be about. So no, the twins were up and I wasn't batting no fake eyelashes for attention either honey boo boo--BOOM HELLO! ]
So I'm Jess Sayin, don't be thirsty to date. It is never that serious. Curiosity can kill the cat. It is a very dangerous world out here. Use common sense. Although I am sure most of you laughed at this story as I do now, the shit sure wasn't funny then! Don't ignore them instincts or you'll end up on hell date without the devil dressed midget jumping out on the scene, it will become your reality!--I'm Jess Sayin'
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