Jess Sayin Talks: Beauty & Wellness with Groupon

This is a sponsored post. All opinions are mine

Oh hey, what's poppin'?! I'm starting a new series called "Jess Sayin Talks", I hope you enjoy! Jess Sayin talks will include things that I enjoy doing, places and food that I like eating. Songs you might catch me singing and lastly, shows that I am watching! I want to start this one off by talking about something I like to do as a stress reliever and that is getting massages! Any person can enjoy such an experience and I jess love it! Massages not only serve as stress relievers; but also help with my back pain that I've started to experience in my post 27-year-old body. I'm Jess Sayin life after 25 got hard but after that..much much more difficult! Anywho, I'm also someone that is pretty serious about this whole adulting thing and with that--I can't spend and will not spend a bunch of money feeding my pampering habits!  So, I use my resources and I jess love sites like Groupon! Groupon has been a life saver for so many of my beauty, health, and wellness needs. Want to diet or try a dope workout class try--Groupon! Want a couples massage or pedicure try--Groupon!

Using Groupon is such a painless process, just sign up and type in the search box what you are looking for. By entering in your location, it will bring you up to speed with what is going on in your area. I personally love the ability to try different beauty establishments before committing to one! The most rewarding part about this is I've saved money!! Jess Sayin' loves saving some coins! Check out the link and I hope to save you guys some money too!  Share your thoughts! Comment on your fav Groupon experience and massage experience!
~Until next time~
Jess Sayin!

Why the Uglies Make it in the industry....

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As we come upon the weekend and as I realize how old and uninterested I've gotten in the club scene. [not a new fact to friends that truly know me ]. Anyway, I've realized I've become more interested to finding out the "why".. it has come to my attention that there are some top named industry chicks that aren't really all the success they've been hyped to be...and I think I know the reason for that....You dummies have hyped the ugly stripper hoes & video vixens....and they don't be on shit. They don't look like much or strip like much either...I'd like to give an example but I'll jess be nice for now.. Heheh

Multiple people have told me she's the worst performer ever she's weak as f but you dummies have hyped her so much you've made her valuable. Why do I claim she ain't shit?? Because she's an out of shape chick with a fat ass. Men have told me she is boring and out of shape; while that might be entertaining for some you guys  I personally go to the strip club to learn a few thangs [Jess keeping it spicy or whatever]...! She isn't an entertainer she jess uses her ass to make her money--- but why have y'all paid so much to see one big ole booty?! I've seen her twitter and the chicks are thirsty for her too... BUT WHY tho?!! She looks like every other chick on 79th street standing on the bus stop rolling her eyes and patting her weave... Average face average performance! Sooo why do I care most of you all are wondering?!! Because I'm tired of going to the strip club and paying ridiculous amounts of money to see weak booty popping which I could of seen in the comfort of my home damn it! Like an anonymous source said---

"The first dumb ass that paid $100 to get in to a club just messed it up for everyone else." The moment we thought $40 was a deal to stand in a club and throw more money we were all doomed! Y'all remember when the factory use to cost $10 or Nah?... We pay ridiculous amounts of money for wack performances and damn it...I want my money back!

I'm Jess Talking shit & Ranting ...until next time !   
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Jess Recognize The Bad Friends and Let Them Go

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Sooo I've let go of quite a few friendships and the older I get.. the more irritated I become with foolish friendships. The reason I'm choosing to write about this is because I Jess might help some of you all out with a certain somebody that is jess dead weight. Friendship.

 Friendship is defined according to My iPhone as a mutual trust and support between allies.. Hmm. Trust. AND Support. When you think of your Bestfran or even a good girlfriend do u trust her/him with information? Do you have that friend that you don't expect to support, the one that can be easily recognized versus the ones that do? Yes? Ok, so I Jess want to know why we Jess don't cut these people off.. K Camp said it.. "It ain't nothing to cut that !! Off " and well sometimes [Many Times for me Jess Sayin..] ratchet music makes sense.
This year I personally had to decide to cut off a relationship with a really good friend and while it felt like a bad break up--- I'm clear on where me and these people stand and Jess to be transparent..I am referencing more than one friendship that has fallen apart so don't read this thinking its about any particular person..KTHANKSBYE..the facts are, while we may not be "friend friends" we are grown enough to respect each other if we are ever in the same space and/or if we see each other on the side of the road I'd hope they would call someone to help me even if they didn't stop LOL [Im Jess Being Honest]. I don't expect miracles but if you see me le struggling..come on bro help me out.

 ANY-TO-THE WAY.... Losing friends can be hard, but jess think about it like this, if you have those awkward moments with this person they probably are not your friend anyway. If you have to tell different versions of a story omitting certain details because you can't trust this person they maybe shouldn't be told the story.. they are not your friend--[I'm Jess Sayin], there is a difference between sparing details and jess intentionally not telling someone something.
 The word "friend" is thrown on everything..and I jess have been IG surfing and its so entertaining when you know Ratchet 1 and Ratchet 2 aren't really friends but taking pictures talking about A1 since Day 1! Oh ok so were you guys friends when she... Called you a garden tool and tried to hook you up? [I'm Jess Askin'] ..Let me sip some damn tea before I catch some SHADE FLU

I know losing friends or realizing that a friendship is over can be difficult, but understand sometimes you have to be selfish with yourself. You have think about what the person is actually doing to help you? Is it an honest friendship? When I tell my friends certain stories or venting sessions my expectation is that they will respect the boundaries of that and if you can't count on someone I mean honestly.. really..what is their purpose in your life? [I'm Jess Sayin].. 
But once again... I'm don't know shit...I'm Jess Sayin!! 

 

I'm Jess Tired

As I sit here on my lunch break. I can barely see straight. I can barely comprehend why. Why? Why must we debate the majority so that they understand this form of terrorism can not be ignored. Yes this is my rant but I Jess can not stomach to keep silent. I'm Jess Tired 

I've been working on the relaunch of my blog and while I'd rather NOT post I will NOT Jess stay silent. Killed. 9. killed and we want to call this idiot mentally Ill for so long we've made excuses for racist behavior. Im Jess tired. 9, African American innocent people were murdered in cold blood because "He had to"; a 21 year old DEMON enters a church and kills because "he had to". But when an African American HAD TO sell lose cigarettes to make money for his family he was killed, when Trayvon Martin HAD TO have on a hoody because I do believe it was raining he was shot and killed when Mike Brown HAD TO walk away he was shot and killed. But this little shit gets to say he's mentally Ill. FUCK that and excuse my French it's a lot in this post [Im Jess Sayin]..

What makes this most sickening is that we want to make this about gun control, as I was listening to the radio they kept saying this is a gun control issue...word? We want to make this about Gun Control and mental Illness? Nah,this is about HATE, hate of a race that even when people of color are good enough shuck and jive and entertain you jerks you still manage to remain ignorant in things like this that should require compassion and sympathy! Let's Jess put race aside for one real quick second-- these innocent victims are someone's mother, son, sister, husband, wife, & grandmother .. Can you imagine losing your praying grandmother in church??? Jess think about that! 

Having a gun was something he decided. He decided to sit there while these people had church and then decided he HAD TO.. So that also means if he didn't have a gun he could have done anything he HAD TO to save his country. Now don't get it twisted he's definitely sick, but one thing Jess needs to be clear..CRYSTAL clear..this is a hate crime and NO amended gun law would have stopped someone like this. No medicine can control HATE that's in someone's head and heart. [I'm Jess Sayin] 

As a Black woman, don't tell me or anyone else to be quiet or mindful of what and how we say it. FUCK your feelings and stop asking why we are angry and look at the facts, because everyday WE HAVE to deal with different shit that some will never understand and [I'm Jess Tired] some wouldn't last a DAY in our most successful shoes. Many will never "get" this-- it's never been about the color of our skin to us, but we've had to fight our whole life to prove that we are equal and damn it we are Jess tired! Stop asking why we are angry. Stop asking us to get over something that happened years ago because you want us to forgive and forget yet you have a 21 year old shooting up sanctuaries because of a Old ass HATE mentality. He didn't come up with that on his own..he was made to believe that this was what he HAD TO do because this was learned behavior from somewhere.

So while you see an African American just know we are fucking tired and HAVE TO continue to stand up for ourselves. We are tired of being told to suck it up or what's a hate crime and what's not, because those that have the loudest opinion don't HAVE TO be black and WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, don't discredit us with your bullshit opinion about gun control and mental illness when innocent lives were lost because a man was welcomed in a place of safety. Lastly don't tell me you understand because you don't; this system wasn't set up for us to be successful but now that we have figured it out and we don't need validation. 

This is craziness he wanted to kill a praying community in their place of peace. Then we have others who Jess don't get it but coincidencely enough we are wanted so people can jail us, kill us, and accuse us of pulling the race card. [I'm Jess Sayin].. I'm Jess tired of black African Americans AND people of color being discredited for our pain. I'm Jess tired of answering questions for others that claim they don't understand; read this no person of color is the spokesperson and wants to keep explain something that should be so painfully obvious yet I've read so many articles making this about mental illness and gun control. I'm not asking for sympathy. I'm Jess asking for a change in thought, a change in a mentality.. There are Jess so many angry emotions for those that don't even TRY TO UNDERSTAND, please do not discredit our feelings or people that are different than you ..it's still happening and if we can atleast get some of you to understand this isn't based on opinion but FACTS we might be headed in a better direction. 

I'm done. I'm Jess Tired. 

May the families of the 9 Victims never lose faith in Our Lord and Savior. My prayers go out to you all and I ask my followers to remember that a praying community can make a difference. Let this event not discourage our faith in God. I'm grateful to know God and it is in his name that these 9 our now in his loving arms. Amen.. 

Matthew 5:4 

-Jess Sayin

Why I'm Jess Sayin: Behind The Posts

What's Poppin!!!! So first of all let me jess ask, did y'all miss me?? [Or Naw?] Well I hope your answer was yes! So I realize I took some time off, but jess know it was for the best. I literally have been learning a new job all while NOW [1 year later] going through a company transformation... My life is jess a cluster, but that is jess what life is about...Organized chaos! So boom check it, I got asked a while ago why I blog, so I thought this might be a great way to get my JessSayin readers, family , and folks that are jess here to hate [HA] back on board-- this posts for you! I promise this won't be a sad ass story, I jess ain't here for that nor do I care to write a sad ass Jess Sayin prose on my inspiration.

 OK so, here it is, my inspiration literally comes from the stuff I see everyday. Guys & Gals life is so "bloggable" [I jess made that word up], when I see things that look, feel, or is shady I jess remember so i can talk about y'all later (in a funny way) I don't spread the business [I'm a trusted confidant, Jess Sayin]. Blogging does not have to be politically correct and that is what I am going for! I don't have to say the things you want me to say or even care about what anyone thinks of my writing style. Yes, I'm educated, yes I have a whole degree in ...but can i jess say; act, and do what I want here? I created this space for that very reason to be jess who I want to be. So know that what I write about isn't false. It mainly is jess my opinion which I am allow to have [Jess Sayin]...
So enjoy the ride folks I'm here to stay as always ...I'm Jess Sayin!

I Jess Wish Y'all Weren't So Stupid

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 So, I have been seeing some foolery to the tenth power! I'm Jess Sayin--I can no longer be silent! We live in a meme, Youtube, Instagram fame whore society. From "I'm legally blind I can not see..P.O.P. hol it down" to Peaches Monroe who is "On fleek"?? I'm still lost with that one but whatever! Everyday there is some new Insta fame, [the birds are chirpin' good morning to you] I can keep going but what I am most especially tired of is the Insta-models that are certified expired warrantied---HOES... [I'm Jess Sayin], I'm exhausted by their "fake" appeal and their addiction to attention. BUT do you know what really keeps them going? YOUR DUMB ASS...[HUH?] Yes, all of you that continuously glorify theses women AND men. No clue what I'm talking about? So for example, If she can sit her ASS on a bathroom counter and I can see her lil pannies..and shes got 1039123 likes she isn't the one bruh, that can't be potential bae [HOW SWAY? HOW?] If he can proudly participate in Eggplant Friday and LOL at all the comments and thirsty emojis...that FOOL isn't the one either, if his penis print can be on the internet and he is claiming to be in a whole relationship, baby-boo it couldn't be with you, its with Instagram. So I jess wish y'all weren't so stupid...

If you think her flash back Friday picture in her t-shirt and pannies from many many weeks ago is to really jess show that she has lost weight [Side eye emoji], trust me she is screaming attention whore and [I jess wish you weren't so stupid]. I don't give a damn if this person can cook, sew, make a baby, and work a full time job, and save your animal from a burning building...Yes, girl--I'm calling you a hoe Yes, boy--I'm calling you a very parched man and slightly tambourine-ish [yes tambourine-ish]. I think for a man to post body parts on the internet and you aren't a body builder/trainer/REAL underwear model--you're sketchy bro, it doesn't take a picture of your penis online to get girls...action speaks louder than Penis..I'm Jess Sayin, check out Y'all Jess Lyin' I've written about this before!Anywho, while those thirst trappers may not "get it" but you YES you person reading this post jess don't be stupid and fall for it, what you see is what you get!

 This is coming from a place of Jess Sayin--not love because I don't know ya like [LOL].I jess want to put it in perspective for y'all and this is going to sound very old school but when your kids get older how are you going to explain your dick print on the internet daddy? You are not Kim Kardashian-West Mom why are your tatas online but you were saying you were tired from a long day of work? [I'm Jess Asking] is that a conversation you want to have with your child? I'm jess asking and pleading that you stop making these insta-models and craig list killers your "MCM or WCW" because women and men holler that they want respect but in the same breathe will holler empowerment and that is jess some Bullshii, what about your breast or penis show empowerment or the default "its jess "art"? I'm not saying stop perming your hair, stop wearing deodorant, and stop shaving under our arms because [that is jess nasty] I'm jess sayin, stop justifying foolery and stop praising these thotties! Have you ever noticed someone that has an exclusive social media page, meaning if their picture doesn't get 100+ likes the photo magically disappears in a few days? Hmmm is that real life? Stop feeding social media egos,truth be told all that fake twerkin' they posting on the internet probably means they are boring in them sheets [I'm Jess Sayin] ... But again y'all jess stop being stupid. Stop making these people Bae, Wifey, Hubby, hell many of these folks don't even deserve the title of side piece! Jess be aware and pay attention because dating all these insta-models will and can ruin relationships that these people shouldn't have been in to begin with!


But again, Y'all know the drill... I don't know Shiii... I'm Jess Sayin!!! Until next time folks!!!

A Moment of Silence...for the Hoe Moment

What's Poppinnn!!!! So, I'm jess going to hop right into the topic for the evening...I have been holding on to this post for a very long time. I wasn't sure if it was something I wanted to even discuss because more times than not women are exploited; however, the gig is up. We have been exposed and after all damn it I'm Jess Sayin! I'm sure a lot of ladies may feel some type of way about this post; but unfortunately, I don't write about shit that everyone likes. No exceptions. So let's talk about this hoe moment, like any other thing that I claim; I try to back it up. I believe that every girl has [had] a hoe phase. [SAY WHAT!?] YUP!
Where do I begin [sigh] because we[women] are all so complicated, it takes us a moment to have our "hoe-piphany" (The realization that you potentially lived or participated in the HOE realm during some point of your adult life). Most times you reflect on your moment after the alleged hoe phase is over, you could be in this phase for a very long time and not even realize it! 

[Jess A Disclaimer]

...Hoe phases vary based on the chick. I'm not saying all women are Hoes. Every girl hasn't slept around, smashed the homies, or been a total tramp; but every girl has done her dirt. #FACT. Sorry ladies! Truth is truth and I can't expose men and not expose us too! [I Jess Don't Roll Like That ]

[A Hoe Moment is simply, a time in your life when you jess didn't really care. PERIOD.]

 There are a variety of reasons why many have their hoe moments. I'll explain the most common type of hoe phases.. Type1: Sheltered Shakeykey Type 2: Free Fio-Nicka, and Type 3: Angry Anju'wanay (it's French) LMAO 

Type 1: Sheltered Shakeykey type, probably grew up in a well-to-do home. Shakeykey was in the choir, had very strict rules, and probably wasn't exposed to many things as a child or a teenager. Well hunny when Shakeykey gets that first taste of freedom she can either balance it or she can jess go buck wild! Shakeykey types are sensitive though...she usually calms down after her first Facebook, frat house, or gossip girl  scandal. Eventually, she calms all the way down. Sheltered Shakeykey can be tamed once she's in a relationship; however, she probably won't look back at her "hoe moment" until shes happy in her relationship praying to sweet baby Jesus that her secrets aren't ever exposed. [Jess Be Like That Sometimes.. The Worry Be Real]

Sheltered Shakeykey either comes clean to the boo about her girl gone wild moment[s] or jess throws that shit in the closet hoping nobody reveals her skeletons...But lets be real, we've all learned the hard way: omitting is jess as bad as a lying. [Jess Keep It Real] 

Type 2: Free Fio-Nicka type could have been one of those girls that was captain of the chess team, all American player,  and had the perfect high school relationship! Oh yeah she was probably voted most likely to succeed and could have been prom queen; she was the shit! Oh but deep down Fio-nicka is tired of being in the spotlight! No matter how her relationship ended this girl is finally "free" of commitment. 

 Fio is jess getting her life, she has been with the same guy for so long she is jess fine with exploring all her options! She is on some Dora the explorer! She is discovering what all the hype is about with the single life and to be quite frank "she loves this shit!" [in my August Alsina voice]! This type of girl literally is jess enjoying without regret. There isn't anything wrong with enjoying, jess be careful! [STDs don't know you by name boo] While Fio-Nicka is enjoying herself many around are like what is she on? She jess busy getting her life. Now, Fio-nicka isn't necessarily out here being a garden tool (hoe) and by that I mean adding up her body count although there are some chicks like that...Fio could have a roster and things. She could be a pimp.. She could be a sex worker. Each case is different.  Yeah-- not condoning or judging Jess Sayin she does exist and her multiple personalities!

Of course, Type 3 the "angry woman" Angry Anju'wanay who we will call NayNay for short. She has been cheated

on, lied to, mistreated, and damn it she has decided she is jess going to "do her" --whatever that ever meant! Chile NayNay is jess tired and doesn't care about the judgment or the whispers. This type of woman is in a space where she obviously been threw some real shit...but because she has been done so wrong by a few knuckle heads she jess does a total 180 and plans her hoe moment... Does it possibly give her a name? Sure. NayNay is not worried. In fact she feels entitled to have this moment of sexual liberation.

Every woman has a right to have a "moment". Why? Because some men have moments for 365 days, years, decades, and centuries! So I'm pretty sure you can forgive our garden tools ways as we forgive you all [men]. Women do most things based off of how we feel: curiosity, emotion, or unconcerned with opinions....

Ladies, are you pissed because the verdict is out (I can guarantee I'm not the first to say it) or agreeing silently? I bet...none of you will comment with what type of phase you went through though...[Jess Sayin]


Y'all can shake your head in disagreement or in disgust. Y'all know it is true! Have a moment of silence for the hoe moment...As always, I don't know shit... [I'm Jess Sayin]